When Stressed - enjoy a Joke!

Thermo Flask
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object?"

Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."

Ah Beng : "What does it do?"

Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask.

Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"

Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."

Boss : "What does it do?"

Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Boss : "What do you have in it !?"

Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"

Job Application
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.

He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age,Address etc.

Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.

After much thought, he writes "Yes"

Colour Television
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set.

He goes to a shop.

Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV?"

Salesgirl : "Yes!"

Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please"

Under 18
AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Because below 18 not allowed Lah!